My favourite thing is when people post oatmeal and they’re like, “kept it super simple today” and it’s like vanilla bean matcha chai toffee coffee oats with cocoa nibs, caramelized star fruit and bewitched pecan butter with barbecued bananas captured in the trees of Narnia.
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i’m like no god damn it i want girls go back home just go home
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
to those people that follow me and then immediately reblog everything i post